Day Eleven – Supplementary Notes on Gergot Maxim’s 352-Minute Film Entitled “Though Babies Wept and Wretches Bent” As First Orally Related to Kimberly, His Wife, Over an Excessive Third Cup of Lapsang Souchong
Andrew Offal, a businessman of some repute – ill in some circles, vague in others – had excessively high hopes for his eldest daughter. This was evidenced in the fourteen million dollars he had spent on genetic optimization while she floated oblivious to his desires in the womb. Offal had also put at least three trillion dollars into hand-picked tutors to educate her in the fields of study Andrew deemed most suitable for his idea of her perfect existence, and another seven hundred million in travel expenses to ensure her exposure to the entire breadth of Earth’s cultures was complete and meaningful.
When it came to his attention that time travel was well within reach of his excessively large income, he pounced upon the opportunity and would not let it go until this daughter, Audrey, was stepping inside the DIMsphere (short for Direct Interversal Module) that would inevitably take her…
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